The Official Raver Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Ravers, REAL Ravers.  This site is awesome.
My name is Brian and I can't stop thinking about Ravers. 
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Ravers are mammals.

2.    Ravers wear candy ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Raver is to eat pills and worship DJs.

Weapons and gear:

Glow Stick                                       Water Bottles   

Phat Pants

Testimonial:

Ravers can roll anywhere they want!  Ravers make cuddle puddles ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they take E ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Raver who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Raver smeared Vicks on the whole town.  My friend Mary said that she saw a Raver totally massage some kid just because the kid was peaking.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Ravers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will give you light shows!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Ravers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ravers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, drugged up, and sweet.  I can't wait to start listening to Happy Hardcore next year.  I love Ravers with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Ravers?

A: Ravers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they say the scene is not about drugs, but on the other hand, Ravers often go to raves and take drugs.

Q: I heard that Ravers are always hugging each other or sucking pacifiers .  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Ravers can hug OR be totally awesome. 

Q: What do Ravers do when they're not rolling or twirling glowsticks?

A: Most of their free time is spent coming down, but sometimes they stand outside clubs and hand out flyers.  (Ask Mary if you don't believe me.)

Here's me getting ready to RAVE (or ready for bed)!!!